(NOTES: sorry i forget where i got this, must be posted somewhere and by someone...mianhae.. no credit for this post)^^,
JAE JOONG’s UFO repliedFan: if you don’t reply, I will torture you!!!! >< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaejoong: how scary! Hun hun;;;
Fan:huu... It looks like YunHo oppa's timing and mine don't match
JaeJoong:That's right your timing doesn't match! That's why you're getting a reply from me instead!!!
fan:JaeJoong oppa why do you like ChangMin oppa?
JaeJoong:Because he's pretty, Although he hasn't been listening to me lately...
fan:It's Chinese class time right now~ My Chinese teacher also knows DBSK
JaeJoong:O... I know that Chinese teacher too!
fan:O~ JaeJoong-oppa knows my Chinese teacher?? How do you know??
JaeJoong:That person wearing glasses!
fan: Usually, you don't reply to younger ones? I can drink soju!
Jaejoong: Go drink! But I already replied ^^!
UFO: Jaejoong-ah whenever I see you, I don't know why I cry. Sing to me forever
Jaejoong: Because I want to thank you always, I sing..^^
UFO: Oppa is mine
Jaejoong: Jagi is mine. [gosh~ my sweet joongie..]
UFO: Oppa, how about a hot night with me?
Jaejoong: Oppa has already promised with Uknow!!
Fan: I really want to go to Asia Music Festival. Please convince my mother!
Jae: Mother, please give your daughter to me! Please, mother!!
Fan: I have to loose weight. Today I ran 10 laps. Jaejoong’s waist is 22″
Jae: Don’t over exert yourself! Oppa’s waist is 23.59″
FAN : Oppa! Oppa! Oppa! Can't you be my real brother?
JaeJoong : Come here~
FAN: JaeJoong oppa! Yunho oppa scold you? I keep sending messages to you but you didn't reply mine, but you reply my friend's message. What do you mean by this?
JaeJoong: My hubby is very strict, I'm sorry that you'e wasted a lot of time on me.
FAN: (To Jaejoong)The weather man said there's going to be heavy rain today!! I wish you could fall down from the sky instead of rain~"
Jaejoong: i just imagined it.... but if Heros' as many as raindrops fall from the sky, it'd be really creepy.
Fan: Jaejoong oppa, what's your beauty secret?
Jaejoong: the secret is ONLY use water when I wash.
FAN: 'GO OUT GO OUT GO OUT!tell us the truth,you are going out, aren't you?'
jaejoong: 'I dont know, we might be. '
Fan: I've really seen a UFO before.
Jaejoong: Ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke ke (laughing)
Fan: Receiving oppa's reply is my wish, even if it's just once.
Jaejoong: Haha~~ I've replied~~
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Fan: I want to be your kitten for one day~~~ hehe~~~ will you grant me this wish?
CM: I will give you to someone else.hehehe
Fan: If you don’t reply me this time, I’m going to be a SJ fan TT everyday I hope to get a reply from you TT
Fan: sorry, I was just joking, I would never do that, to me DBSK is number 1
CM: urh, scary!
Fan: I want to play a song for DBSK, and thus why I’m learning violin right now. But when I can really play for oppas, I will be a grandma.
CM: please try^^ use this opportunity to study, you will play better and better!
Fan: I’m so sad. People have been ignoring me for a whole year now. I will work hard and get into Seoul Univerisity.
CM: he! Let’s go together! It’s very good, you should go!
Fan: I want to be your warm bed for one day
CM: This kind of matter should not be decided by you!!
Fan: (insert her name) yah, I love you!
CM: we don’t have this person here, look for her in the farm~~~
Fan: oppa, do you like snow days? Hehe.. if it starts snowing... it will be really cold TT recently I caught a cold, I feel sick;;;
CM: take some medicine!
Fan: oppa~~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please give me a reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM: Re !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: ABCD,my English is really good right? Haha
CM: what kind of reply do you want!!!! Hehe^^
Fan: I¡Çm the chief for today, hehehe, do you want me to cook for you?
CM: no way!! Hehe
Fan: you should!!! I make very delicious cuisine!!!!!
CM: you did not get your license. = =
Fan: oppa, please give me lessons; my grades will get better in a short time!
CM: you must rely on yourself!
Fan: what’s the best way to see oppa?
CM: TV~~~
Fan: lalalalala~~ I’m a young girl, 19 TT not bad right??
CM: don’t you think young and 19 don’t really go together?
Fan: in this world his face is the smallest, his body is the most perfect, please come out Jung Yunho oppa
Yunho: I’m embarrassed. I’m currently in the car replying your messages^^
Fan: Shim Changmin, come here!
CM: where?
Fan: do you know my heart?
CM: ^^
Fan: between Yunho oppa and Junsu oppa, who has the leader aura? Haha~~~
Junsu: you can’t see the leader in my deep heart!
Fan: what are oppas doing?
CM: I told you to study, why are you still here? You want to die? Hehe, study!
Fan: oppa told me if I studied hard then I can come, is that real?
Junsu: if you come you have to work in the farm~ I want to live a life as a farmer!~
fan: if I work in the farm, I think I can give oppa a good life!
Junsu: no you can't I have promised Yoochun that he would be the next one working in the farm, hehe
fan: I can't win Yoochun, oppa please give me Changmin!
Junsu: not CM, no one can handle Changmin!
fan: Junsu oppa, how can you change your mind like this, I'm going to take oppa away!
CM: wait until I turn 20 years old, at 12 o'clock, please take him away!
Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn't know oppa love me! TT
CM: I'm sorry;; I think you are drunk. Hehe
Fan: what about during vacation? I'm studying in the library, reward me?
CM: reward? You need to study hard ^^
Fan: I have exams next week, but I cant focus, I'm going mad, what should I do TT?
CM: you lost your focus?
Fan: I'm placed number 3 in the school, why didn't get a congraz from you with this kind of grade?? You have changed
Yunho: yah, that's really good! Congraz!
Fan: are oppas in Korea right now? Ah, how great! ^__^ 9:41
CM: yes, in Korea ^^
Jaejoong: I'm happy too^^
9:54
Yoochun: me too
Fan: yunho oppa, age is only a number right? Numbers can't possibly increase our distance. Oppa I love you!
Yunho: hehehe, yeah, age is only a number, but I'm still embarrassed ^*^
Fan: today in school, I learned to do music reports on the radio, on there, there is oppa's song which is number 3 on the Oricon Chart, oppa congraz!
Yunho: ^__^ thank you, we will be relying on you for good news!
Yunho: thank you for your kind words, but I also wish that fans don't hurt themselves, please be careful! ^^
[UFO] Oppa let's go to the public bath, I'll scrub your back refreshingly~~!!
[ChangMin] Then you're a guy?? You're calling hyung, oppa??
[UFO] Noodles, Nuguri is also yummy, but Snack myun is yummy too. Try it later
[YunHo] Nuguri is good too but.. no matter what you say, ramen is Shin ramen and Ahnsungtangmyun
[UFO] Oppa!!! Play with me!!
[YunHo] Ok~ Let's play! What should we play?
[UFO] JaeJoong oppa! YunHo oppa said he'd play with me!When we play I should tell him to bring one of his mirrors
[JaeJoong] --+ Humph Fine have fun!
[UFO] ChangMin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..? [ 0.0 ]
[ChangMin] What^^?
[UFO] I'm not going to be a fan anymore, it's oppas' fault for not replying.....From now on I'm going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I'll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I'll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker
[UFO] Ok I'll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I'm there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung?
[UFO] If you don't reply this time your voice will crack today!^^
[YooChun] Replied^^
[JunSu] If my voice cracks I'm going to think of you (blame) first
[JaeJoong] (My) voice is (probably) going to crack
[YunHo] Memories of the f-concert comes up..
[ChangMin] Do you want to die?^^ [
UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children's program called sex ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!
[UFO] I want to be (a part of) DBSK... just once...
[ChangMin] You can't. You're Cassiopeia
[UFO] Oppas... Please reply... I'll be happy with a single dot...
[DBSK] .
[UFO] ChangMin-oppa! The clothes you wore in the pic is the same as mine!This is a couple's clothing! We're a couple now
[ChangMin] I don't want to (be a couple)
[UFO] ChangMin-ah.. Nuna isn't making you hurt or anything... reply to me... please?
[ChangMin] (but) My hands hurt;
[UFO] Ue kyang kyang~~ I miss the sound of oppa's laughter~ T0T
[JunSu] Ue kyang kyang kyang kyang!! ^^
[UFO] ¤¬¤ó¤Ð¤Ã¤Æ¤¯¤À¤µ¤¤^^ (ganbattekudasai^^/Please do your best ^^)
[YunHo] It's Japanese!! Ganbarimasu^^ (I'll do my best^^) <- he wrote this in Hangul
UFO: Honestly, you like BigEast more than Ca-ah (Short for Cassiopeia) right?
Changmin: You like your mom or your dad?
UFO: Oppa, why do you like Cassiopeia?
Changmin: Why do you like your mom
UFO: My grades are unexplainable, there's no A
Changmin: That's insane
UFO: Ah I'm hungry..........I think I'm going to die If I eat now, I will get fat, so I will hold back for now
Changmin: Want to die skinny or want to live by eating?
UFO: Shim Changmin, you want to be like this? Right now, I drank 2 bottles of soju. My chest is about to rip, really Changmin: If it's 2 bottles, you must drink well ^^ UFO: Do you like Gob-chang-ee or do you like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Changmin: I like me.. UFO: Changmin oppa, what is the fastest chicken in the world? Changmin: I don't know...if I study, would I know?; UFO: Does oppa like a smart, but ugly girl Stupid, but pretty girl, or do you like me?? Changmin: I like my parents^^ UFO: I'm not nice Changmin: How should I know;; UFO: Am I nice? Changmin: How should I know;; UFO: Yunho oppa! If you don't reply, you have to marry me Changmin: I have saved Yunho hyung's life. UFO: My mom told me I'm prettier than Kim Taehwee Changmin: All parents think their kids are pretty UFO: Changmin-ah, you know that Nuna drinks soju because of you? It's raining, and I feel more depressed, I'm crying because of you..I sent over 400 messages and you don't even reply.. Changmin: Nuna. You have that much money? 400 messages!! Also you have a test tomorrow. Please study. Don't cry because of me, you have a test tomorrow and are you supposed to be drinking right now? UFO: Changmin-ah, please send at least one message ,If you don't, Nuna will cry. Just think of it as saving one's life if you send a message Changmin: By doing this, I saved a person..^^ UFO: Changmin-ah, I like you more than my boyfriend!! Sorry because I'm this kind of nuna--;; But I really do Changmin: You can't do that Nuna~ ^^UFO: Jagi-ya (It's like a nickname = Baby, Honey, Sweety, etc) what are you doing? Changmin: Among the members, there's a member with the name of Jagi?? UFO: Oppa, you still watch videos. Changmin: Now I don't watch those things. UFO: Yesterday, I asked if you can say "hwaiting" for my test.... Yunho: Oppa's predictions for your good scores, I will look forward to it~ V*^ ^*V Lee-bbun-ee Hwaiting! UFO: Jaejoong Oppa! Is ______ (She used a string of random letters) more handsome or Yoochun Oppa? Yoochun: Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UFO: I asked you to write some sentences in English Changmin: Junsu hyung will.. (7 minutes later) Junsu: Changmin-ee will.. UFO: I love you (she wrote romanji) I love you (in korean) this is what I can only say Yunho: Those are said when two seperate, but we won't break up UFO: This is a secret but.. I really like Dongbanshinki's Uknow Yunho Yunho: This is a secret but.. Thank you and I will try to never let you regret that you like me ^-^ UFO: i knew i loved you before i met youi think i dreamed you into life(She translates it in Korean here) Yoochun: i knew i loved you before i met you i have been wating all my life(He translates it in Korean here) UFO: Oppa what do you think is honey (she wrote honey in English) Yoochun: Jagi-ya~ Changmin: Honey (he translated it into Korean, meaning the food rofl) UFO: Oppwah you can't reply one message?!?! yo? Am I cuter? yo? Or is Shya (I think she means Xiah) Oppwah cuter? yo? Reply gogo!(She added the yo to make it sound more formal XD In Korean, adding a yo to the end of the sentences is more formal-like.) Changmin: Are you telling me to not reply or what..;; UFO: Aren't you too close to the Codi (coordinator) un'es? Making me jealous. Hng.. Yoochun: Codi nunas are just codis^^ Yunho: Aigoo~ Our always-jealous Cassiopeia^__^ Changmin: Were you jealous? I understand now I will not play. UFO: Will you please stop leaving us depressed, not replying to our messages? I'm being serious Changming: Just go to sleep UFO: Oppa if I get first place for the top scores in school, let's eat together one time. I'll buy Changmin: Let's talk about this when you get first place UFO: Changmin-ah~ If the hyungs tease you by calling you oldie, tell Nuna~ I'll punish them!! Changmin: I'm young, so it's fine ^^ UFO: (insert picture) Changmin-ah~ You want to go eat Gobchang with me? It looks good huh? T_T I want to see you enjoy eating it Changmin: Hm. UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^ Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission??; UFO: Yunho oppa, have you ever thought your face was small? Poob Poob Poob (sounds) Changmin: Yunho hyung's head is really small...-.- UFO: it's raining man~ (typed it in English) If there are raining Changmins in the sky, Nuna will be so happy~ Changmin: Isn't it scary? UFO: It's raining in Korea right now...You want to eat Gobchang and drink soju with Nuna? Changmin: If you eat with me, it will cost a lot UFO: It's fine, you know, Nuna has a lot of money? Or you want to go jogging outside with me? Changmin: I thought you said it was raining, can you jog when it's raining?? UFO: Your eyes are gorgeous oppa Changmin: How about my lips? UFO: Only for one day, if I can be Jun Jihyun oo baby~ Can something happen? Changmin: You can't UFO: Are the oppa-deul (plural for oppa) sleeping? Changmin: Uh UFO: You are thinking of Ca-ah (short for Cassiopeia) right? If you aren't, never mind Changmin: I was getting ready though;;;;;;;; UFO: Reply please! Changmin: Replied. UFO: I woke up from my nap after a dream where oppa-deul abandoned me and went, I'm angry! (>_<)
Changmin: Judging from reality, there's no point of caring..--;;(11:55PM) -
UFO: Umma-yah!!!!!!!!!!Everyone, who are you?
Changmin: Human...
Fan: Oppa, reply if you’re suave!
Min: Suave is now my nickname!
Fan: At this time, I’m unable to sleep so I’m sitting here doing nothing. What’s oppa doing?
Chun: It’s because I’m replying messages that I’m unable to sleep. Is our little cutie sleeping? If you are, I’ll be angry!!
Fan: ^ _ ^ Don’t push your self too much
Yunho: That’s who I am
Fan: Oppa, I’m very angry at the moment. If you reply as if you are my boyfriend then I will feel better…
Yunho: Is our darling angry? Ah-ingg
Fan: Yoochun oppa! Oppa is pooing? What colour is Oppa’s poo?
Chun: It’s rainbow coloured ^^
Fan: Today I bought [Lovin’ You] and a SM town CD! My mummy liked Yunho at first sight! KekeYH: Please tell your mother thanks and that I’m really shy Ah~!! I feel good!!Fan: I feel like the distance between us is getting wider. I’m worried that Oppas will forget me.YH: That’s impossible~!! Thank you for always brightening up our hearts. Please continue giving us light in futureFan: Hello annyeong! I’m a little pig who created the 21st century! *makes snorting noises* I’ll be starting school today. I need a lot of encouragement from Oppa! T_TYH: We’ll be counting on you in the 21st century….Little pig~*_*Fan: I heard that Yunho likes girls with long hair so I haven’t been cutting my hair…but I still have short hair….YH: Aigoo! Although I like long hair, I like girls who are hardworking more ^^FanL Yunho Oppa, please comb your fringe up more often.YH: ^____^ My fringe….Will the response be good? KekekeFan: Oppas will still be together as TVXQ even after you celebrate your 60th birthday right??????? Am I right?????YH: Of course~!! Don’t worry about that…..KekekeFan: Oppa! I’m lonely! Please keep me companyYH: Who’s lonely!! Come here!!Fan: Please reply when you see this…..Red Sun!! Ke. I hypnotized you. (T/N: Red Sun was a popular phrase not long ago, something like a finger snap after you hypnotized that person.YH: Ah! I just unconsciously sent a reply…..Your method of hypnotizing others is the best in the world!!Fan: I was so excited after receiving Oppa’s reply that I wanted to jump up and down T_T Please send me a message everyday!YH: ^___^ Kekeke. Are you ready to jump!!! Keke. Good night~Fan: Boo! I went to donate blood just now T_T Please tell me I’m a good girl!YH: You’re a good girl. Yurongi (T/N: Fan’s userID)Fan: I always think of Oppa before I sleep. Seems like I’ll be able to dream of you that way. Please appear in my dreams <3yh:>_<)YC: Of course ^^ I’m now reading this in Japan ^^ I came back online after our work ended in JapanFan: Yoochun, can you ask Jaejoong if he’s beside you ‘why are you so pretty?’?YC: Junsu’s beside me……Fan: I miss Jaejoong too T_T T_T *sobs* Please tell me what do I do when I miss him?JS:Go to naver and type ‘Youngwoong Jaejoong’……………………………^^Fan: Oppa must be full because you’ve received so many questions right?!JS: I’m so happy my stomach seems like it’s going to burstFan: I’m looking forward to your performance today <3JS: You’re just looking forward to the one today~~~ ^^Fan: Junsu oppa….of course you wouldn’t reply…..JS: Although you didn’t expect it, I was smart enough to give you a replyFan: When you speak of Cassiopeia, you think of Dongbang. So if you speak of Dongbang you think of?JS: Obviously Cassiopeia!Fan: YA! Don’t be like this to Junsu! I received Junsu’s UFOJS: Thank you T_T Please try to discipline Changmin, this kidFan: What should I do to have thigh like yours? T_T Please tell me your secretJS: I’m so embarrassed ;; but my thighs are thicker nowFan: Our Junsu is so cute I can die! What do you believe makes you this cute?JS: I believe in you. Keke ^^Fan: I like TVXQ more than eatingJS: So please stop eating from now onFan: Who’s more charismatic? Yunho oppa or Junsu oppa? EukyangkyangJS: My charisma comes from within, it’s invisibleFan: Chic Chang. Please reply me oppa!CM:;;;;;;;;;;; Chic Chang seems to have become my nickmane…..;;Fan: My friend’s a Cassiopeian too, so her boyfriend’s really jealous of oppa. Therefore…keke. I’m jealousCM: ^^ Tell that boy ‘Hwaiting’ from me if you see him. In future, please have a good relationship with himFan: Changmin-ah! Please eat properly and don’t fall sick! You must eat 8 meals a day~ T_TCM: 8 meals….Ummm. I’m really hungry…;;Fan: Changmin-ah <3 I’ll help you fill up your ipod with 5000 songs since it’s 80% of your life. Will you marry me?CM: I’ll fill it up myself~ HeheheFan: Changmin-ah. I need your reply more than winning the lottery. We need to talkCM: Think about it carefully…Lottery jackpot….is a lot more than you can ever imagine….Think again;;Fan: Oppa! If you’re alive, please reply. Kekeke. If you don’t reply, I really will marry oppa! I can cook well and can look after kids well tooCM: I replied you! That means I don’t have to marry you! That’s how it works!!!!! HeheFan: If you reply me, my grades might just go sky high…CM: Try making them shoot up!Fan: Actually I’m not a human but an alien….didn’t you know that?CM: Please don’t tell anyone this secret before I present you to NASAFan: Congratulations on topping the Oricon chart! Hehe. Please don’t forget that we’re always watching over youCM: I’ve never forgotten it ^^ We’ll work harder Go go go ^^Fan: I finished watching [SAW] 1.2.3 at one go. I’m going crazy T_TCM: You’re amazing……^^